when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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