Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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