I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
it's like iHOP with fire
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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