Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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