Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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