are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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