At least make sure they are 18
Why
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
