brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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