Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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