i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
