STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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