Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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