so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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