okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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