I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
