Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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