It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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