Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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