There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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