i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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