Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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