so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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