She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
