When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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