Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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