Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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