He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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