she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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