my mouth tastes like poor choices
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
