found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
