Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well I just put wine in my tea
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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