Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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