I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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