You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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