Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I believe in your delicious
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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