they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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