Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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