I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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