There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The feeling are messing with the penis
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
