I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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