Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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