his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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