i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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