You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
false alarm, still single
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