there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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