Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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