So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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