? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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