Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize