You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You took a bar mat shot.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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