I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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