you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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