Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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