butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
